I done a good job. Reelect me. i am wonderfull of it.

So the news, as predicted, showed Dear Leader making sound bytes. Nothing actually truthful or with any meaningful depth. "I inherited a bad economy" "Inflation is down. Unemployment is down." Yada, Yada. Nothing substantial said in the direction of truth.
Seeing 2 minutes worth on the filtered news channel was enough.
The news station has gotten smart with breaking the weather report into 3 sections. I record the news most every night then fast forward through to the weather segments.
Yes, Dear Leader, the people appreciate your making it possible to work 3 jobs to afford living. The old people yearn for death to come before starvation.
Thank you Dear Leader for your inspirational leedership.

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