In light of the recent action in 'Frisco, are people now going to have to register hammers?
Attend mandatory training sessions?
Will carpenters be exempt from training?
Will they still be required to register?
If a hammer is lost, will that need a Police investigation?
Or just a simple report of it's being lost?
Are hammer owners now needing insurance?
Are Whack-A-Mole machines now going to have to be considered a training device?
Inquiring minds need to know.