Ode to the Taxman

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Posted by Ed Gooding (VA) on November 14, 2021 at 07:58:53 [URL] [DELETE] :

Tax his land
Tax his bed
Tax the table at which he's fed

Tax his tractor
Tax his mule
Teach him taxes are the rule

Tax his work
Tax his pay
He works for peanuts anyway

Tax his cow
Tax his goat
Tax his pants
Tax his coat

Tax his ties
Tax his shirt
Tax his work
Tax his dirt

Tax his tobacco
Tax his drink
Tax him if he
Tries to think

Tax his cigars
Tax his beers
If he cries
Tax his tears

Tax his car
Tax his gas
Find other ways
To tax his @ss

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done ‘til he has no dough

When he screams and hollers
Then tax him some more
Tax him ‘til he's good and sore

Tax his coffin
Tax his grave
Tax the sod in which he's laid

When he's gone
Do not relax
It’s time to collect inheritance tax

Put these words upon his tomb
'Taxes drove me to my doom'

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