She has now completed the Trifecta!
The wife has forgotten my birthday, our anniversary and now this past year, misplaced my Christmas present.
I am Golden.
It's only taken about 30 years to get the Trifecta but it has now arrived.
Smooth sailing lies ahead. I no longer have to rush out at the last minute or sweat bullets.
I thought I had it made after the birthday and the anniversary but now with Christmas, I am on easy street.
I can now shop the after Christmas sales.