Blow it up!
Yep. Fed buildings shut down due to bomb threat.
Reminds me of a story from about 1966 when a whale washed up on an Oregon beach.
Not knowing how to dispose of it, it was decided to blow it up.
The seagulls ate real good for a long time and the odor was enough to stop the visitors for some time.
"Keep Portland Weird"
Blow it up.