On the lighter side

[ Follow Ups ] [ Post Followup ] [ Politics Forum ] [ FAQ ]

Posted by John in Mich on April 15, 2020 at 07:04:45 [URL] [DELETE] :

I received this in an e-mail, author(s) unknown

● Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks.  The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

● I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

● Still haven't decided where to go for the upcoming Holidays ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom.

● Helpful Hint: Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

● Home schooling is not going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.

● I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone.

● This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog . . . we laughed a lot.

● So, after this quarantine . . . will the producers of 'My 600 Pound Life' just find me or do I find them?

● Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.

● My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.

● Day 5 of Home schooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.

● I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?

● I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.

● Day 6 of Home schooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year" . . . I'm offended.

● Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under.




Every storm is temporary and we are not required to face the storm alone!


Follow Ups:

Post a Followup:
Name   : 
E-Mail : 
Message: To add a single image to your post, click here. To add multiple images to your post, click here. Optional Link URL : http://www.yourwebsite.com Link Title : Website Title Optional Image URL: http://www.myimages.com/mypic.jpg
Enter image characters into the text box.

Press Preview Message button below to proofread message & check if images and/or links are shown before posting message. Press
browser's back button if correction is needed. Press Post Message button on Preview Message page to finalized your post. Thanks!

[ Follow Ups ] [ Post Followup ] [ Politics Forum ] [ FAQ ]