During this crisis:
You stockpiled beer instead of toilet paper.
You traded your stockpile of toilet paper for beer.
You shoot up all of your ammo plinking at beer cans.
You eat your stockpile of Twinkies in one day.
You put your wife's underwear on your head using the leg openings for your eyes and the cotton crotch liner for a medical mask.
You wear a Speedo to the beach with a medical mask.
You shelter in place at Wal-Mart.