Darn, who am I?

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Posted by John in Mich on September 18, 2018 at 19:31:20 [URL] [DELETE] :

I received this in an e-mail:


WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?

I used to think I was just a normal person, but I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.

I am heterosexual, which now makes me a homophobe.

I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

I was christened by my parents (who were married, in a church and remained married until they died, which now labels me as an infidel.

I am older than 65 and retired, which makes me useless.

I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.

I am proud of my heritage which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.

I believe in the defense and protection of the Country for and by all citizens, and I honor those who served in the Armed Forces, which now makes me a right wing-militant.

Funny but it's all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!

Finally, as if all this nonsense wasn't enough to deal with now I'm not even sure which bathroom to go into.


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