So this morning I decided to get up early and go fishing.
First I dumped some pills everywhere trying to open the new double child proof bottle.
Then I dumped gas everywhere trying to open the new spill proof spout.
Then I stabbed myself with a treble hook trying to get the three safety hook guard protectors off of the treble hook.
Then I tripped on the handicap ramp to the dock, and slipped on the new slip proof treads and skinned both knees.
Then I sprayed peroxide in my eyes trying to open the safety cover.
Then I had to pass a boat safety inspection at the boat ramp, and show 3 forms of ID, and stand on one leg and bark like a dog.
Finally we launched the boat after paying 49.99 for new signal flares and we are not fishing at night we left at 6am. It is now 9am.
Then the new EPA mandated fuel tank would not vent so I had to remove the gas cap in order to run at any speed.
Then the new EPA mandated fuel vapor detector shut everything down so we had to come back on the trolling motor.
Then the safety interlock wire temperature fuse blew and the trolling motor shut down.
It made me so mad that I was going to light everything on fire, but the butane grill lighter I have has a child safety switch that broke and now it won't light.
I would drown myself, but the double safety buckle is broken and I can't get my emergency life jacket off...