Morning stroll

[ Follow Ups ] [ Post Followup ] [ Politics Forum ] [ FAQ ]

Posted by Dave Smith on August 09, 2018 at 13:14:13 [URL] [DELETE] :

This morning, around 7:00 AM, I went for my stroll around the marina.

I noticed a man with a long blade knife running down the dock towards me, dressed in Islamic clothing who shouted "Allah be praised! and "Death to all Infidels!, when suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.

He was struggling to stay afloat because of the weight of all the explosives he was carrying, and I knew that If he didn't get help he would surely drown!

Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the moral code that requires a person to get help to those in distress, I contacted the Police, the Coast Guard, Homeland Security and even the Fire Department.

It is now 11:00 AM, the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have responded. I'm starting to think I just wasted four stamps.


Follow Ups:


Post a Followup:
Name   : 
E-Mail : 
Subject: 
Message: To add a single image to your post, click here. To add multiple images to your post, click here. Optional Link URL : http://www.yourwebsite.com Link Title : Website Title Optional Image URL: http://www.myimages.com/mypic.jpg
Enter image characters into the text box.

Press Preview Message button below to proofread message & check if images and/or links are shown before posting message. Press
browser's back button if correction is needed. Press Post Message button on Preview Message page to finalized your post. Thanks!
  
   

[ Follow Ups ] [ Post Followup ] [ Politics Forum ] [ FAQ ]