The Bishop was out golfing on a beautiful Sunday. St Peter and Jesus were looking down on him from above. St Peter asked Jesus, "Isn't he supposed to be in Church today, with a few meetings after that?"
Jesus just smiled a bit and continued to watch. The Bishop was having a wonderful day of golfing and was about to have his best day ever. Finally it happened. The Bishop came to a par 5 dog leg hole. Tall Trees made a direct shot impossible.
The Bishop thought of how wonderful a day he was having and considered his score closely. He resigned himself to trying the shot and knowing if he went over par, he would still have a fair enough day.
He lined up facing the trees and swung with everything he had. As the ball shot towards the tress, he quickly figured it was not going to make it.
Suddenly a breeze came up and the ball miraculously cleared the trees and continued on it's course. As sudden as the wind came up, it stopped. The ball dropped and rolled onto the green and into the hole making a hole in one!
St Peter was astonished at this! He slowly raised one eyelid and turn to Jesus. "Really? You actually did that?"
Jesus replied, "Who is he going to tell?"