Twas a week before Christmas and all though the house Pelosi was scheming that Trump should be oust.
The subpoenas were hung by the chimney with care, just like Jeffrey Epstein after the Clintons were there.
The Dems were all nestled and snug in their chair, With visions of Bernie and his free medicare.
With all of their lying, and Schiff pounding his gavel, they just couldn't get Donald Trump to unravel.
With Trump back in office for another four years , we better get used to more liberal tears.
So on Christmas morning, enjoy your gifts to unwrap, all delivered by Santa in his red MAGA cap!
If you dislike this poem, and think it crass
You are welcome to pucker up and kiss my American ass.