In Reply to: Rail Road conductor posted by Dave Smith on October 23, 2019 at 10:42:33:
My Grandfather was a roadmaster, in the end on the Oregon Short line. His version was:
I am not allowed to run the train, the whistle I can't blow.
I am not allowed to say how far the railroad cars can go.
I am not allowed to shoot of steam or even clang the bell.
But let it jump the g-- da--- track then see who catches hell.