A simplified urine test that may be relevant for all of us...
Go outside and pee in the garden.
If ants gather: It's diabetes.
If you pee on your feet: It's your prostate.
If it smells like barbecue: It's cholesterol.
If when you shake it, your wrist hurts: It's osteoarthritis.
If you return to the room with your peepee outside your pants: It's Alzheimer's