On the lighter side

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Posted by John in Mich on November 09, 2017 at 17:07:29 [URL] [DELETE] :

....My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to varnish the
wooden seat on our toilet. Finally I got around to doing it while Julie was
out shopping. After finishing I left to take care of another matter before
she returned.

She came home and prepared to take a shower. Before getting in the shower
she got undressed and then sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up she
realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet

About that time I got home and realized her predicament. We both pushed and
pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally in desperation I undid the
toilet seat bolts. Julie wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to
the hospital emergency room.

The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her
(Try to get a mental picture of this.). Julie tried to lighten the
embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen
anything like this before."

The Doctor replied,* "Actually I've seen lots of them... I just never saw
one mounted and framed."*

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