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Posted by Dave Smith on June 27, 2017 at 11:55:26 [URL] [DELETE] :

-----Original Message-----
From: Joe Fabregas
To: jeo307
Sent: Tue, Jun 27, 2017 7:08 am
Subject: Outdoorsman


During his physical, the doctor asked the patient
about his daily activity level.

He described a typical day this way:
“Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along
the edge of a lake, drank eight beers,
escaped from wild dogs in the heavy
brush, jumped away from an aggressive
rattlesnake, marched up and down several rocky hills,
stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of
quicksand and took four leaks behind big trees.”

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You
must be one hell of an outdoorsman!”

”NAH,” he replied, “I'm just a lousey golfer.”


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