• Click here to read about tax-funded poop collectors

I clicked on the link and was bombarded with needless never ending ads.

Hmmmmmmmmmm....when I click on it I get the article from the Washington Times newspaper. It must be because you are not a subscriber. Sorry Al, I wasn't aware that they would do this to you.

I just get the newspaper article. No problem.
Walt

Apparently we need to gather the poop and send it to North Korea.
In balloons.

The next station at the airport will be the Dog Station. get your asp sniffed before boarding. Now the question is what happens if the dog get a certain odor?
Will it bite your asp? Pie on it? Or simply take your leg for a ride?
"Sir, your 80 pounds overweight".
Yeah, the wife has competition.